Bavarian Football Works
When the FC Dallas players line up on November 1st to face the Vancouver Whitecaps in the second game of their best-of-three MLS first round playoff series, they will be greeted by a terrifying sight. Thomas Müller, world-conquering superstar, long-time Bavarian space interpreter and now VWFC hitman, will be stalking them through the night.
In contrast to his Bayern years, Müller is sporting a full beard these days. It’s not just for spooky season — but it has taken on a life of its own.
“The idea for the beard actually came about when I hadn’t shaved regularly after my last visit to Germany in September due to flying back and forth,” the mustachioed menace explained recently…
